twhkid08:

admhawthorne:

abaldwin360:

“If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.”
-Judith Hayes

I feel this is sound reasoning. 

Is it even physically possible for a stork to actually carry an average sized newborn? We all know the quote from Monty Python right?…

About as possible as the world being 6,000 years old.

twhkid08:

admhawthorne:

abaldwin360:

“If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.”

-Judith Hayes

I feel this is sound reasoning. 

Is it even physically possible for a stork to actually carry an average sized newborn? We all know the quote from Monty Python right?…

About as possible as the world being 6,000 years old.